Callout post for myself.

 

I’m just going to own up to a few things.

  • Never texts back on time.
  • Lazy.
  • Will eat all your food.
  • Has probably never seen that movie.
  • Constantly tries to make puns.
  • Cannot recognize 90% of celebrities but will recite obscure Latin poetry verbatim.
  • Still thinks it is 1914.
  • Will sleep for 12 hours at a time.
  • Forgets to shower.
  • Says “brb” and “lol” in real life.
  • Afraid of school age children and teenagers.
  • Does not obey crosswalk signs.
  • Only wears the same two items of clothing.

But I swear I’m working on self-improvement this summer, baby steps. I assume step one is being honest with myself. Although assuming things is another one of my problems.

 

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