I’m just going to own up to a few things.
- Never texts back on time.
- Will eat all your food.
- Has probably never seen that movie.
- Constantly tries to make puns.
- Cannot recognize 90% of celebrities but will recite obscure Latin poetry verbatim.
- Still thinks it is 1914.
- Will sleep for 12 hours at a time.
- Forgets to shower.
- Says “brb” and “lol” in real life.
- Afraid of school age children and teenagers.
- Does not obey crosswalk signs.
- Only wears the same two items of clothing.
But I swear I’m working on self-improvement this summer, baby steps. I assume step one is being honest with myself. Although assuming things is another one of my problems.